Global Changes: I Am a Strange Matchmaker

Urgent notice! The most in-demand profession after the global upheaval has been born - the matchmaker of the mysterious world, which is me. Service purpose: Specialize in treating all kinds of "single works" and solving problems caused by excess of sophistication. Currently, the main customers are: elites from the secret world who have a bad temper, very abstract appearance, and a bit forward behavior. Success story: I just successfully sent away a Mr. Hanging Trickster whose neck can stretch, and a lady with a long tongue whose tongue is smoother than a nine-section whip. The two had an in-depth communication and hit it off instantly. The scene was very warm and abstract for a time. Now the pressure is on my side, because the appointments of big names in the weird world have been scheduled until next year. So, are there any brave human friends who are willing to go on a blind date for the sake of world peace? Guaranteed, guaranteed, guaranteed... Alive?