Burdened with a Suicidal System, My Inner Thoughts Are Heard by Li Er's Family

I transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty and became Li Dejian, the eldest legitimate son of the legendary general Li Jing.

I was bound to a [Self-Destruction System]: the more recklessly I acted, the greater the rewards.

After spending half my previous life as an overworked wage slave, Li Dejian declared that acting recklessly was out of the question.

All he wanted was to inherit the Duke of Weigu title in peace and experience the joy of spending his days with nothing to do but enjoy music at the pleasure quarters.

What he didn’t know was that every thought he had, every complaint about Li Shimin and the Tang Dynasty, could be heard loud and clear by the whole Li family.

Li Er: What? There’ll be a locust plague next year, followed by such a famine that people will eat each other?

Li Chengqian: What? Mother will die in a few years?

Li Tai: What? Chengqian not only sleeps with boy lovers, but also stages a rebellion?

Li Zhi: What? I’ll become emperor one day by doing nothing?

[Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, for cursing Emperor Taizong of Tang in court. You’ve received a top-tier self-destruction reward: the method for refining table salt.]

[Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host, for spreading rumors about the Crown Prince. You’ve received a top-tier self-destruction reward: potato seeds.]

[Ding-dong! Congratulations, Host...]

Li Dejian: “???”

Is my System bugged? I get rewards just for muttering about the Li family in my head?

Overjoyed, Li Dejian started complaining even more furiously. Meanwhile, Li Shimin quietly played along, using the spoilers to dodge future disasters while happily accepting the potatoes, maps, and cutting-edge technology that “fell from the sky”...

In the end, Li Dejian stared at a map of the world covered in Tang flags and fell into deep thought...