Genshin Impact: Zhongli, Get Your Little Lunatic Under Control

Name: Genshin Impact: Zhongli, Get Your Little Lunatic Under Control
Author: Lord Celestial

原神：钟离快管一管你家的小疯子

by Lord Celestial (天神大人)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 392k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 19d ago
Source: Fanqie

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[No romance, no plot-driven storyline, slow-paced, absurd, unhinged comedy and everyday “fanfiction” featuring “a loving father and filial son.” Apologies for out-of-character behavior] [Content warning: This is primarily an everyday-life story. The protagonist is a mischievous little boy who causes trouble and has a nasty personality. If you care too much about whether the characters are good people or have good morals, this may not be for you. There are some nasty incidents, like bullying Timmie and eating pigeon meat... Also, please don’t read this if you’re an obsessive Scaramouche fan or hater. When the author’s in a bad mood, they turn into a dog that bites people.] A masterpiece that seems to have come from the author grinding Genshin Impact until they went crazy. Best not to overanalyze it. Read without thinking, and everyone will have a good time. The protagonist is a little white-haired boy, born when the first Mora forged by Morax gained a mind of its own. That’s right, your lord and master is called Lixun, and, to be perfectly honest, my dad is Morax, Teyvat’s greatest warrior. Like Mora? They’re all my little brothers and sisters, not yet transformed into human form. You awful Mora peddlers! Give my siblings back! They’re all mine! “What do you mean my dad just dropped dead? Ahahaha... Cough, cough, sob... Dad, how could you be gone! Does that mean I get your entire inheritance? You do have three kids, so that doesn’t seem quite right, does it? But you know me, I’ve always been a good son. I’ll honor your last wishes.” Zhongli: Unfilial brat...

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