I'm a good-for-nothing when it comes to history, and I've transmigrated into the Three Kingdoms as a lowly soldier in the Battle of Maicheng. From the start, am I doomed to die alongside the God of War, Guan Yu? Just as despair sets in, the [Three Kingdoms Livestream Donation System] activates! Modern viewers pour into the stream: “Don't panic, streamer! We'll send rockets! The airdrop can deliver anything you need!” “Quick, redeem a bulletproof vest for Second Master Guan!” “Those puny Eastern Wu troops? We'll crush them with money!” As a million viewers' donations turn into a rain of supplies, history is knocked completely off course. Staring at enough gold coins to buy the entire Wei Kingdom, I fall into deep thought: should I airdrop Zhuge Liang a copy of The Barefoot Doctor's Manual, or send Cao Cao the ultimate curse, “Keep Your Hands Off Other Men's Wives”?
