Armor Hero: I'm Just a Little Poisonous, That's All

[Everyone's Favorite + Otome + Nonhuman + A Little Unhinged + Food]

[The author may favor Captain Qiao from Armor Hero 2 a little. That adorably clueless Qiao bunny is so cute it could kill a mouse.]

[Important: The plot is a little all over the place... Please, teachers, leave your brains at the door when you read. The streamer will stick with one theme until it's had its fill, then a few chapters later, all sorts of random extras may pop up. They aren't related to the main story, so enjoy picking and choosing what you read!]

Su Yi is a delicious red mushroom that has lived for who knows how many years, yet still hasn't evolved any toxins. After finally deciding to stop torturing itself and accept its fate as an ordinary little mushroom, it had barely been asleep for any time at all when a group of ground-dwelling monkeys carrying black cubes came knocking and took it home again... After much painful reflection, it decided to try tasting itself. It wasn't like it could die, anyway.

But how can eating mushrooms make a mushroom get poisoned? Hey, is that even right!?

A lighthearted foodie story, with a tiny bit of healing and a golden finger. Don't worry about the logic or your brain.