After transmigrating into a parallel world's basketball scene, I was shocked to find that the players here didn't even know the most basic crossover or change-of-direction dribble.
Against opponents who could only drive in a straight line, I used an Iverson-style crossover to shake three defenders to the floor.
The media exclaimed, “The greatest revolution in individual skill in basketball history!”
As every team began studying my game footage, I quietly started practicing behind-the-back dribbles and nutmegs.
It's time for this world's basketball to welcome a new god
