Traveling through the basketball world of the parallel world, I was shocked to find that the players here couldn't even do the most basic cross-stepping and change of direction dribbling.
Facing an opponent who could only break through in a straight line, I knocked down three people with an Iverson-style crossover.
The media exclaimed: "The greatest personal technical revolution in the history of basketball!"
While all the teams started studying my tape, I silently practiced behind-the-back dribbling and crotch-crossing.
It's time for basketball in this world to welcome a new God——