The System whisked him away to Journey to the West: Tang Sanzang gives up his pilgrimage and takes a wife, Zhu Bajie forgets Chang’e and falls for Daiyu, and Brother Monkey is so furious he swings his staff. “You fool, how dare you lay a hand on my woman?” Sha Wujing circles nearby. “Brother Monkey, Second Brother, there’s no need to let a piece of clothing ruin your friendship!”
The master’s wife steps in to discipline her unruly pupils. “You little runt, who are you calling a piece of clothing?”
Tang Sanzang hurriedly tries to placate his wife. “Get down on your knees!”
“Who are you telling to kneel?!”
“Wujing, could you try being a little more perceptive?!”
The demons are baffled. Is Tang Sanzang still a virgin? Should they even bother capturing him?
“Amitabha!”
“Monk, don’t go hungry. Have a chicken drumstick!”
“You demon, stay away from my master.”
“Monkey, you weren’t saying that yesterday when you were munching on my bananas!”
This is a noisy, squabbling tale about four master and disciples and two women who fell from the sky.
