Journey to the West: Tang Monk? Sajia Lu Zhishen!

"The Buddha is a ball? The Jade Emperor is a bird! The Sa family only abides by three rules when studying scriptures: Firstly, he does not abstain from alcohol and meat, secondly, he does not refrain from killing animals, and thirdly, he does not listen to the mercy of gods and Buddhas! " "Shuangcha Ridge kills a tiger with bare hands, Taibai Jinxing comes to rescue? "Get out! Sajia can fight on his own! " The reincarnation of Jin Chanzi? Imperial brother Xuanzang? Wrong! Sajia killed the flower monk Lu Zhishen who was holding down the weeping willow trees in Guanxi with three punches! When he woke up, he dressed as Tang Monk, looked at the water and cooked vegetables and angrily opened the Zen room table: "There is no wine or meat, so get a bird's scripture!" " They defied Wei Zheng in the Jinluan Palace and snatched wine and cooked beef; they bent the tin staff at the city gate in public and forced the Tang king to replace it with an iron Zen staff—— The Five Elements Mountain broke the Tathagata Talisman and rescued Sun Wukong: "Monkey, are you messing with the Sa family and tightening the curse? Throw it away from me! " Yingchoujian beat Yulongzi angrily, but Guanyin forced him to take up his mount? "Splash Bodhisattva! If you dare to point fingers again, Sajia's Zen staff will overturn your lotus stand! " When the rude monk embarked on the westward journey carrying a sixty-two-pound Zen staff, the gods and Buddhas were shocked: How could this Buddhist scripture-seeking team be more troublesome than the goblins? Sun Wukong: "Master, there is a goblin in front of you! " Lu Zhishen raised his Zen staff and said, "Just in time, let's roast goblin meat and drink it tonight! " Let's see how this flower monk subverts the way to obtain Buddhist scriptures in the West and turns Lingshan Buddhism upside down!