Livestream Chitchat: Why Do You Keep Talking About Kids?

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Furrowed brows, a man in the dead of night, and a rapt audience: what earth-shattering secret has them talking by candlelight?

The moment chat-show host Luo Ming starts his livestream, viewers bombard him with questions: “Host, is Meiyangyang the ultimate green tea?”

Luo Ming laughs. “You’ve all got her wrong! Feiyangyang’s hopeless simp behavior is the root of all evil!”

“Feiyangyang flicked a booger onto Meiyangyang’s face, and you call that love?”

“He hit Meiyangyang with a tennis ball, then blamed his teammates for not warning him? What a man-child!”

“He held Meiyangyang over his head and steamed her in a pot. Was he hoping she’d die slower? The steam’s hotter up there!”

His utterly outrageous take somehow makes perfect sense, and the whole internet goes wild! Overnight, #ClearMeiyangyangsName shoots to the top of the trending charts!

From then on, Luo Ming can’t stop himself.

“Poor Guangtouqiang in Boonie Bears? Give me a break. Maomao has it way worse, being bossed around by King Jiji every single day!”

“Squidward’s lazy? The guy shows up and clocks out on time every day, working diligently.”

The late-night chats include, but aren’t limited to: [A Bikini Bottom Character Morality Audit] [Boonie Bears Season 1 Power Rankings] [A No-Rules One-on-One: Tu Tu vs. Big-Head Son] [The Green-Green Grassland vs. Bear Ridge] [Who Should Inherit Grandpa Calabash’s Property?] [Should Cuihua Be with Xiong Da or Xiong Er?] [Who Has More Snot, Lu Xiao Guo or Xiao Dai Dai?] It’s all in the story. This blurb can’t do it justice, so head to the novel for more.