Department beauty Su Wan publicly confessed her love to me in a school-wide forum.
She once tore up the love letters I wrote to her in public and called me a toad who wanted to eat swan meat.
Everyone is waiting to see my joke.
I refused directly: "Sorry, I don't like vases."
The next day, she blocked me downstairs in my dormitory, her eyes red: "So what do you like? I can learn everything."
I chuckled: "For example, first learn how to respect others?"
She suddenly stood on tiptoe and said in my ear: "Then you teach me... Teacher."
