Genres: Eastern Fantasy | System | Comedy | Investiture of the Gods | Scheming
Shang Ye transmigrates into history’s most wronged last human king: King Zhou of Shang, Di Xin.
From the start, Zhou forces surround the city. Jiang Ziya wields the God-Beating Whip, Guangchengzi has the Heaven-Overturning Seal poised above his head, and the Three Realms are waiting to watch him pluck the stars from Star-Picking Tower and bring about his own end!
Ding! The [Enlightenment System] has activated! It can consume destiny to enlighten anything in the world.
Destiny? I’ve still got five million! I’ll take my chances. I refuse to be a mere extra in the Investiture of the Gods!
If I’m going to die, I’ll drag the Three Realms into madness with me!
The Erotic Chronicles of the Primordial World: spread enlightenment throughout the Three Realms. The book’s protagonists: the Twelve Golden Immortals of Chan Sect!
Enlighten divine statues, turning Guangchengzi and Taiyi Zhenren into a whole collection of chibi, comical sculptures that dance on stripper poles in the temples**!
Captured and dragged to the Immortal Execution Platform, he activates his ultimate enlightenment in front of everyone...
At the Investiture ceremony, a “Great Auspicious Dump” rains down from the heavens!
Yellow light blankets the rooftops, and the stench pierces the skies! The Jade Emperor’s crown is knocked askew, the Queen Mother loses all her regal splendor, and every Golden Immortal of Chan Sect gets a share. They all end up vomiting their guts out on the Investiture Platform!
“This is boundless heavenly grace, shared by all the Three Realms. Enjoy it properly, every one of you!”
With his karmic merit and sin wiped clean, Shang Ye sheds his old identity and begins a brand-new journey of cultivation.
Only, he discovers that his enlightenment seems to be getting more and more wicked:
[Enlighten an herb: Itches like crazy, but can cure every disease.]
[Enlighten a rock: It automatically trips any uninvited guest whose cultivation is below the Foundation Establishment stage.]
“Keep a low profile while I grow stronger, and rack up merit by being a menace! Before long, what I say goes in the Three Realms!”
