System, You Want Me to Be the Sneaky One?

After waking up in the cultivation world, Li Zhihua transmigrates and binds himself to the “Old Trickster Cultivation System.”

At five, he secretly peeks at a fairy bathing, and the System rewards him with a Concealment Divine Art.

As a young man, he pretends to be a good-for-nothing and tricks every prodigy he meets, earning thousands of years of cultivation from the System.

When a Demon Venerable lays siege in middle age, he whips out the System-exclusive “Ugly Photos of the Demon Venerable,” shocking the Three Realms.

On his first day ascending to the Immortal Realm, he quietly uses the “Forced Accident Scam” skill on the Immortal Emperor.

Then, during the great war in the Divine Realm, the gods stare at the “System Exclusive: Great Dao-grade Brick” in his hands and fall into deep thought.

Li Zhihua spreads his hands helplessly. “I don’t want to be a trickster either, but the System… just gives me too much.”