You Made Me a Slime, So Why Am I Farming Players Like Monsters?

[Online Game] [play the pig to eat the tiger]

Good news: I made it into a game, and it's the most popular one around.

Bad news: I've turned into a slime everyone wants to kill.

Even worse news: They think I'm a boss!

I'm really not!

As a warrior charged at him, Ling Mo dodged.

Player: "Holy crap! This slime knows how to dodge!"

When a mage launched a fireball, Ling Mo lured it toward a stalactite.

The fireball knocked down the rock, crushing one of the mage's teammates. The player yelled, "Holy crap! This slime knows how to use traps!"

When the whole team surrounded him, Ling Mo killed a player and accidentally evolved.

The last surviving warrior burst into tears. "I knew it! You're a hidden boss! You evolved right in front of me!"

Ling Mo: "..."

No, dude, let me explain!

[You have killed player "Brother Dunshan" and gained 10 points of "Existence Data" and 1 point of Mutant Reputation!]

All right, I won't explain, then.

Players, your experience piñata... I mean, your Slime Daddy, is logging in!