The day I was ostracized from the Taoist temple, I overturned the fortune-telling table! Pointing at the brothers' noses, he went crazy and said, "What you're thinking is bullshit! Zhang Da's household will be struck by lightning in three days, and Miss Wang's marriage line has been snatched away by wild dogs!" On the third day, a bolt of lightning struck the beam of Zhang's house, and Miss Wang really revealed her fiancé's cheating - the incense in the Taoist temple exploded on the spot, and the brothers' faces turned green!
When he went to the city to make a living, he was tricked by a talent scout into joining a talent show. The instructor rolled his eyes when he thought I was rustic, so I took out Tarot cards and smashed them on the table: "The mole on your left cheek will ruin your career, and the peach blossom on your right ear will attract mistresses. If you scold me again, your leg will be broken tomorrow!" That night, my instructor was hospitalized in a car accident, and the whole network exploded: "This sister is a metaphysics koi!" The program team quickly asked me to start a fortune-telling live broadcast, and I frantically uncovered the contestants' hidden marriages and capital controls. Instead, I relied on "crazy prophets" to gain tens of millions of followers!
A top actor came to me to change his luck. I stared at his luck line and laughed wildly: "The amulet in your arms was given by a scumbag. If you wear it again, you will be banned!" The actor threw away the green tea overnight and turned around to get the actor trophy. The wealthy wife asked me to read Feng Shui, and I pointed at the swimming pool and shouted: "Bury your husband's private money under there!" The cash I dug out was three times more than the commission I asked for!
Who did I offend? It was stolen by my enemy back then. When the enemy came to my door, I directly started a live broadcast of "How to do it": "Heavenly thunder listens to the order! Kill these bastards who steal children!" The sky suddenly turned dark clouds, and the enemy's trousers were scorched by lightning on the spot! My brothers cried and begged me to go back to the Taoist temple. I hugged the limited edition tarot cards given by the actor and waved my hands wildly: "Don't get involved! I still have to live broadcast fortune telling to earn money for milk powder!"
