Su Yichen, a modern corporate drone, wakes up to discover that he's become Patriarch Bodhi of the Cave of the Slanting Moon and Three Stars in the world of Journey to the West! He starts with quasi-sage cultivation and a “Sect Total System” to back him up: his cultivation equals the combined cultivation of all his disciples, and investing in them guarantees returns of at least a hundredfold, with no upper limit!
Su Yichen: “All right! Now I can lie flat!”
But then the System announces: [Congratulations, Host. Your first disciple has arrived at the mountain gate. Please give him a name!]
Looking at the monkey outside with a furry face and a thunder-god's mouth, Su Yichen's lips twitch.
“Wukong, don't spend all your time playing around. Train harder! Your patriarch's cultivation depends on you!”
To lie flat in greater comfort, Su Yichen is forced to give his disciples power-ups and treasures, and even transmigrate through the Myriad Worlds to “stock up” for them!
“System, let my disciple learn this Nine Suns Divine Art! What do I get in return? What? I got the Nine Suns Scripture and the Primordial Golden Body?!”
“What? My disciple took on an apprentice in the world of Sword and Fairy, and my cultivation surged again?!”
“What? Zhang Sanfeng, the guardian I summoned, beat a mighty expert to tears in the primordial chaos?!”
Before he knows it, Su Yichen has become the “Patriarch Who Lies Flat,” an unfathomably powerful figure whose disciples are spread throughout the Three Realms, the Six Paths, and the boundless chaos!
Immortals and Buddhas: “Patriarch Bodhi is unfathomable. Why are his disciples all more outrageous than the last?!”
(This book is written for entertainment and is not a faithful Journey to the West novel. If that bothers you, please don't read it. Thanks, everyone!)
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Super invincible and beautiful
The word count is a bit short