Also known as: Doomsday Disasters, I Teach My Younger Sister to Cultivate Immortality Scientifically
Doomsday disasters strike, and global temperatures plunge to minus sixty degrees. Then a strange red fog appears, bringing a zombie virus outbreak and a crisis involving demonic beasts.
While everyone else is still struggling to survive, fighting to the death over a single sausage, Xu Xian is lounging at home, cooking hot pot and drinking fizzy soda, while teaching his younger sister to cultivate immortality scientifically.
He pulls out Excel to calculate spirit roots and uses PowerPoint to break down cultivation techniques, all while snapping, “That’s not cultivating immortality. You’re giving the disasters a helping hand.”
Xu Zhixia: “Brother, what is body tempering?”
Xu Xian: “Body tempering means reducing the density between the molecules in your body and changing your magnetic field.”
Xu Zhixia: “Then what is qi cultivation?”
Xu Xian: “Qi cultivation means using your magnetic field to draw qi into your body, then sending it out through parts of your body like a launcher.”
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