【Comedy + the whole sect dotes on her + invincible heroine + a touch of ensemble cast + absurd antics + putting scumbags in their place + happy ending + a sharp tongue that spares no one = You hit me, I scatter】
【Guanghan Press】: I'm Chi Xiaoxiao, a registered pill-pounding assistant at the Moon Palace. I kicked a cassia tree in two while slacking off at work, so my boss Chang'e chased me for three streets with a blade. The case was finally closed with the verdict: "Sent down to the mortal realm."
I joined a sect with a spiritual root rating of -250 and nearly got sacrificed by a bunch of guys.
Then I joined Only-Me Peak and caught the eye of Su Qingyao. Jealous of me, she started pulling strings behind the scenes and set the Beast King on me. But then...
I cleared out the entire trial zone.
Everyone: ??? That move is way beyond the rules!
Later, Su Qingyao panicked and unleashed her ultimate move, accusing me of stealing her family's "wits" (the Sword Heart of Sword-Questioning Peak).
At the critical moment, my five senior brothers descended from the sky:
The eldest flexed his biceps: "Our peak's disciples are never short on wits!"
The second brother scattered flower petals on the spot: "Could your little bit of wit ever be as good-looking as our sixth junior sister?"
The evidence was conclusive, so both of us were guilty. The sect leader made me copy the Sect Rules, while my master privately messaged my fifth senior brother: "Remember to bring carrot cakes. She said she liked them last time."
As I munched on cake while facing the wall, the Jade Rabbit's soul suddenly began to glow. A water mirror appeared, showing me clinging to my master's leg and rolling around.
Wait, why is this story getting more and more exciting?
And my five senior brothers keep sneaking me carrot cakes or pretending to pass by just to bring me carrot wine.
Coming up in the next issue...
【Are carrot seeds hidden in the eldest senior brother's pockets? Has the second senior brother carved "Moon Palace VIP" into the bottom of his alchemy furnace?】
Come on, the author is great