This Knight in the Online Game Is Seriously Off

[Purely online game, clear logic, no need to turn off your brain. A little overpowered early on, ridiculously overpowered later. No rebirth, no merging with reality.]

Forced out of work, his mother gravely ill, his girlfriend cheating on him, and his landlord demanding rent.

With nowhere else to turn, Kong Li finally becomes a food delivery rider. But a customer's complaint and bad review on his last order of the day ruin his earnings for the entire day. Furious, Kong Li decides to add something extra to the order.

"Huh? Why's there a scratch-off ticket tucked in here? Is it a scam? Let's scratch it and see."

"Grand prize? Ha, figures it's a scam. I'm drowning in debt. What else could you possibly get out of me? There's a prize claim center on the next street, anyway."

Twenty minutes later, Kong Li stares blankly at the brand-new login device for the game Divine Revelation, a gaming helmet, and falls silent.

"My life's been one hardship after another. Now that my luck's finally turned, could this all be fate?"

"Ding! Congratulations, player 'Only Regrets Left'! You've awakened the unique F-rank talent, Curse of the Gods!"

"Curse of the Gods: This curse reduces all of the player's attributes to zero."

The moment he sees his character stats after entering the game, Kong Li feels his whole world collapse.

"How am I supposed to play like this?!" he curses.

Little does he know that when he dies and is penalized with a level loss, one casual experiment will bring a thoroughly satisfied (perverted) smile to his face.

Perhaps, one day, the world really could belong to the Kong family!