[Urban Superpowers / Everyone’s Wild Misinterpretations / Gap Moe / Laid-Back Daily Life]
Lin Fan’s ambitions are simple: deliver takeout to make ends meet, write copy to pay off his loans, and be a quiet poor guy.
But ever since the country’s most secretive “Dragon Group” set its sights on him, his ordinary life has gone completely off the rails.
He delivers food right on time, never missing a deadline. The Dragon Group’s analysis report reads: “Look! A grandmaster’s precise control over spacetime!”
He gazes at the sunset and muses about life. The Dragon Group’s secret recording says: “Listen! Words imbued with the Dao’s supreme essence!”
A gang of thugs blocks his door, and he casually throws out a few philosophical paradoxes. The entire Dragon Group is shaken: “Terrifying! His words shape reality, and the enemy’s Dao heart has already crumbled!”
Lin Fan tries desperately to explain: “No, I really am just an ordinary person!”
Qin Weiguo, the Dragon Group leader, nods knowingly. “Understood. Returning to simplicity, experiencing the mortal world. We get it.”
So Lin Fan watches helplessly as his file is reclassified as “Top Secret, SSS-Level,” he receives a fortune in consultant’s pay, and his assignments range from “suppressing a spiritual energy surge at an elementary school” to “debating the Dao with an international superpower organization”...
He looks at his reflection, bald from stressing over performance targets, then glances at the officials behind him who worship him like a god, and falls into deep thought:
“So... am I the one who’s lost it, or has the whole world gone crazy?”