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Lin Xiaomiao died, and the cause of death was extremely aggrieved - he saw the beautiful woman hit the telephone pole, his eyes closed and opened, and his soul passed through the world of immortality and became a five-year-old beggar. And because he glanced at the female sword fairy passing by, she was brushed off by the other party, and she was immediately knocked out of her mind.
When he opened his eyes again, he became a five-year-old orphan in modern society, but his poisonous tongue and soul remained the same.
A hellish start? No, you get 900000000000000000 at the beginning
The person who adopted him was Lin Dazhu, the ultimate licking dog who was extremely poor and had licked five goddesses but had nothing.
"Dad, stop licking! The rest of your life will be controlled by me, Lin Xiaomiao!"
System start-up capital: 90 billion! But the rules are weird—you can only spend money on women!
From then on, Lin Xiaomiao began the "inhumane" road of raising a father.
Slap a gold digger in the face? What a joke!
The shopping carts of all the female students were emptied at the class reunion, and the building donation was just pocket money.
Participating in a parent-child variety show? Just right!
With my temporary mother (Gentle Aunt Su Xiaowan) and my cute sister (Meng Meng), I have a sharp tongue and my dad is a bitch, and I immediately become popular!
Return to the village to build a factory to benefit the township? A must!
The former village bully is now only assigned to my father as a gatekeeper.
"Wait a minute, Dad! You can spend this one! That one has a high cashback!"
"Son, stop just looking for cash back... Which one do you want to be your mother?"
