[Bizarre System + A Wild Life + Urban Superpowers + Lighthearted Power Fantasy]
In his seventeenth year after transmigrating to the Spirit Void World, Han Fei finally received his long-overdue golden finger: the [Lazy God System].
“The Lazy God believes that whatever you don't want done to yourself, you should make someone else do. Anything you don't want to do can be handed off to another person.”
“Lying flat is the attitude you ought to have.”
Passive skill [Mind Reading]: “You can hear what other people are thinking.”
Active skill [Threats and Bribes]: “You can exploit your target's fears or desires, choosing to threaten or bribe them so they have no choice but to do your bidding, or willingly do it.”
Han Fei: “This System is awesome. Bind to me right away!”
A few days later, Han Fei was just about to slack off and lie flat.
System: “Warning, warning! The Host is slacking off and procrastinating. If you violate any of the lazy person's ‘Five Nos,’ this System will take compulsory action. 10, 9, 8...”
Han Fei jumped in fright. “System, so this is your true face!”
After being tormented by the System for a few more days...
System: “A wealthy heiress is looking for a husband. This is a rare opportunity. If you want to live off her, I can help!”
Han Fei: “Dear System, please, you have to help me!”
System: “Done. She thinks very highly of you and wants you to marry into her family as soon as possible. But I forgot to tell you, the bride isn't human. You don't mind, do you?”
Han Fei: “What the hell! System, are you trying to get me killed?”
