"I, Xu Jiefang, specializes in treating all kinds of dissatisfaction"
Introduction:
Client: "Master, there are always women crying in my villa in the middle of the night..."
Me: (opening the diary) "It's not a big problem. The rockery downstairs blocks your WiFi, and it also blocks your way of making money. Move away and charge my phone bill."
Client: "Master, there seems to be black smoke coming from my ancestral grave..."
Me: (calculating with fingers) "A developer built a road directly over your ancestral grave. So, you can get a VIP package first, and I will teach you how to use a mirror to reflect it."
Client: "Master, why is your method different from others?"
Me: (Puffing a cigarette and grinning) "It's passed down from our ancestors and focuses on cost-effectiveness. Believe in liberation and gain eternal life."
Until one day, a real "fellow" came to the door. He looked at the copycat compass I used and smiled sinisterly:
"Xu Qingnang's grandson, this is all he has? It's your turn to pay your grandfather's debt."
Only then did I realize that what my grandfather left me was not a diary, but a world that I couldn't get rid of.
I like this theme very much ~