Xie Fan was born in the world of immortality for the fifth year, only to realize that he had picked up the wrong script - this was actually the Hell Difficulty of the Southern and Northern Dynasties!
Misfortune never comes singly, her golden finger system finally awakened, and its function is:
"Dear, this system focuses on chatting for five hundred years, and comes with a painless death service~"
Xie Fan: "... Can I die for you now?"
In order to survive, she was forced to open a business. The left hand draws talismans to drive away evil spirits and purify evil spirits, and the right hand writes unofficial history to "honor" the ancestors. From the witchcraft case in the Liu Song Dynasty to the Heyin Incident in the Northern Wei Dynasty, it repeatedly jumps between crazily criticizing the emperor and destroying the world's evil cult.
When she finally succeeded and retreated to the underworld, her ancestors and sects gathered together to watch: "Can you please explain the matter of writing a humanistic story between me and XX?"
The system cheerfully responded: "Does the host want to review the painless service?"
Xie Fan: Haha
Reading Guide
The first-person rant style, the heroine comes with her own barrage, enjoying the misery.
It is a non-traditional and refreshing novel. The heroine spends most of the time repeatedly jumping between "gou" and "sexy operations".
It's a slightly fantasy setting, with low force value. It focuses on the wisdom of survival and the brilliance of humanity in the gaps in history.
There are few emotional lines, and it mainly focuses on the wonderful interactions between the heroine and various historical figures (including her own ancestors).
It contains a lot of hell jokes and social death scenes. Please do not drink water before reading.
Let's take a look at the story of how an ordinary female college student with a useless system managed to survive in the chaotic Northern and Southern Dynasties by writing unofficial history and stubbornly complaining, and by the way... Brought the world back from the brink of collapse.