Good news: I became the divine heir of an imperial clan, with more money and power than I could ever spend.
Bad news: The System watches me 24/7, forcing me to take down all kinds of brainless-protagonist types.
From the start, a live-in son-in-law and miracle doctor planned to make a name for himself with acupuncture.
I was dragged out of bed, so I grabbed a pill meant for the dogs.
The result: The old man lived, the son-in-law went nuts, and he cried, “This makes no medical sense!”
Wait, isn’t your whole routine the thing that makes no sense?!
Next, his master, a grandmaster, wanted a vermilion fruit to break through.
I was forced to intercept it, and ended up munching on it as a snack.
The result: The grandmaster went crazy and attacked me. I took him down in an instant, and he fell to his knees, shouting, “Spare me, Divine Heir!”
I really just want to slack off!
[Ding! A new S-rank protagonist with immense fortune has arrived: the Soldier King returns, the Dragon King descends!]
Me: (flips table) (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Nobody is bothering me while I sleep today! Not even the King of Heaven himself!
