I, Qin Mausoleum Keeper, Scare the World on Livestream!

The national archaeological team livestreamed their excavation of the First Emperor’s mausoleum, boldly promising to uncover a mystery thousands of years old.

Qin Jian leaned against a tree, chewing on a blade of grass, and sneered. “Stop digging. One more shovel, and the ‘pets’ inside will come out for a walk.”

An expert snapped, “What nonsense! Get him out of here!”

At that very moment, the ground shook. A nine-headed bird burst out of the underground palace and tore the drone swarm to pieces! The livestream cut off amid its piercing cries.

The whole internet erupted: The Classic of Mountains and Seas is real!

When the team of experts forced their way into the depths of the underground palace in exoskeleton armor, they discovered that the so-called “burial pits” were actually a Taotie’s food bowl and a Ba Snake’s nest. Meanwhile, a group of tomb robbers had been hung from a tree by a human-faced owl to dry like cured meat.

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Netizens: “This production is burning through its budget!”

Qin Jian flipped off the camera. “I’ll say it again: these aren’t special effects!”