My Little Pony: My System Is Crumbs

Traveling through My Little Pony, Lin Tao's [Omniscient Library] is a scam just because of his appearance - the opening chapter "Postpartum Care of Sows" puts him far away from his dream of being a copycat. As misfortunes never come singly, he fell into the cult den of "Equality Town" and was forcibly "purified" by the paranoid girl Ma Xingguangyi to have the limited edition logo on his buttocks. In order to regain his power, he was forced to go into business and subvert the town with hardcore "Basic Physics" and "Psychology". As a result, he accidentally turned his followers into yanderes who regarded him as a god. He just wanted to lie down and run away, but he inexplicably became Equestria's scientific and technological revolution mentor. When he finally stood on top of the world after going through all the hardships, he was shocked to find that all his struggles and brilliance were actually scripts written long ago by a being named "Author". Faced with this supreme manipulation, Lin Tao adjusted his single-eye lens and roared into the void with a mix of helplessness and determination: "I bought a watch last year! I won't act in this crappy script! You have a pen, right? Then let's compete to see who writes the more exciting ending! If you are brave, join me - start a rebellion! " ———————————————— Discord (grinning evilly): "The new script says that you will fall into pieces and eat shit in the next second, and I will still be your father!" Lin Tao (enraged): "Shark! I..." Shark (turning over the script leisurely): "This sentence is not in the script, but it can be added; also, in the new script, Rourou divorces you, Disorder." Discord (face dark): "Son, rebel!"