I Asked You to Appraise Treasures, Not Become an Anti-Scam Streamer!

Name: I Asked You to Appraise Treasures, Not Become an Anti-Scam Streamer!
Author: A Spring Awakens the Whole Hall

让你鉴宝，没让你成反诈主播！

by A Spring Awakens the Whole Hall (惊起一堂春)

Status: Completed
Length: 789k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

A short drama adaptation set in the same universe is now streaming~

[Comedy] [No Female Lead] [Shenanigans] [Just Here for the Fun]

Good news: After I got fired, I awakened an Appraisal System.

Bad news: This System seems to have a severe case of social overconfidence and makes me offend people every day.

I take one look at the jade pendant Mom bought.

[Risk alert: Chemically dyed. Long-term wear may cause cancer!]

Me: “Mom! Throw it away! This thing is a slow-acting poison!”

I call a big shot, who's holding an heirloom iron wok.

[Craftsmanship detail: Iron Hammer brand logo, badly worn.]

Me: “Big shot, your ancestor's name might have been Wang Tiedan.”

I call another big shot, who has a pen holder behind him.

[Estimated value: 3,500,000–4,500,000 yuan]

Me: “Big shot, do you need another pen holder? I've got a plastic one. Want to trade it for that busted old crock of yours?”

Scammers all over the internet are starting to hate me. They post about me online every day.

But collectors treat me like royalty, lining up to beg me to “roast” them.

Me (sighing): “I never wanted to turn the antiques world upside down. I just wanted to quietly earn enough for surgery!”

Other names

I’m an Antiques Appraisal Streamer Who Exposes Scammers and Experts Alike我，鉴宝主播，专锤骗子和专家Former title · until Oct 2026

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360Chapters

781Reads

6.4Score

102Shelves

126Listens

468.8kReads · all time

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