Good news: I traveled to the world of Harry Potter and awakened the god-level talent of editing magic codes!
Bad news: I became the school-wide recognized squib because the "compiler" inside me refused to execute any inefficient code!
"Lumos? Sorry, this is 'Hello World' level garbage code, it is an insult to me to execute it."
Scenario 1: Learning the Levitation Spell.
I want to directly modify the [Z-axis coordinate] of the object in one step.
Result: The system reported an error [Direct operation of the physical layer is prohibited, please call the upper API], and the feather did not move at all.
Snape (sneered): "Hufflepuff's shame, it can't even fly its feathers, 10 points deducted."
Scene 2: Learning the Patronus Charm.
I want to call the [Positive Emotion] database to generate the strongest patron saint.
Result: The system prompts [The database is empty. Do you want to temporarily build a logical model? ], A string of "404 Not Found" composed of light appeared from the tip of my staff.
Professor Lupine (worried): "Child, what terrible thing have you experienced?"
Scene 3: Voldemort resurrected in the cemetery and cast Avada Kedavra on me.
I subconsciously wanted to add an [infinite loop] bug to his spell.
Result: The spell stuck, and Voldemort's wand overheated dramatically, emitting black smoke.
Voldemort (confused): "??? Where is my death curse? Why is it stuck? Who can help me restart it?!"
Everyone: You call this a squib? !
Me (showing my hands helplessly): You don't believe me after I told you, I really only know how to program!
