Pokemon: My Summons Sweep All Worlds

What, you awakened a gold-quality Pokemon?

Impressive, impressive. It's just a tiny bit weaker than my god-tier Pokemon.

What, you have three Summoned Beasts?

Impressive, impressive. Though how come my Summoned Beasts have three thousand underlings of their own?

What, you say your Pokemon can eat excrement?

Impressive, impressive. You really are the best at that!