Divine Weapon, I’ve Raised My Idol So Well

Two male leads!! Breaking up the Dongnan CP, apologies for OOC!! [Younger man + everyone’s darling]

(With so many people falling for him, there’ll obviously be intimate scenes, and not necessarily with Wentian. If you can’t accept that, please steer clear!)

[It’s been ages since I read the original. There’s no way the plot stayed the same. I can’t remember it, so I changed a lot. Sorry!!!]

[“I’m the toughest, brutal to outsiders and gentle to my own people” shou X “My big brother is the best,” super-strong brocon gong who doesn’t bear the original’s burden of destiny and seems gentle but is actually dark]

Su Qinghe worked hard in the cultivation world for eight hundred years.

At last…

He ascended.

But when he opened his eyes, he had become a creature that wasn’t even a baby yet, only five months along in the womb.

Hello? Sir? So ascending means reincarnating?

Why didn’t anyone tell me that before I ascended??!!

He spent ages cursing up a storm in the womb, until he finally cursed the System into appearing.

Only then did he learn that he was in the world of The Divine Warrior.

What the hell? He jolted upright on his deathbed. Don’t be afraid, my idol. I’m here for you.

I can’t change the plot, but I can give him a childhood free from his tyrannical, overbearing father.

Hit him? Get lost! PUA him? I’ll send you to the karaoke lounge!

Don’t be afraid. Anyone you can’t beat, I’ve spent eight hundred years dealing with people like them!

Years later

Su Qinghe looked at the increasingly handsome young man before him and nodded in satisfaction.

And then…

“Big brother, they all want your body. I’m the only one who truly loves you.” Nangong Wentian wrapped both arms tightly around Su Qinghe’s waist, his lips lightly brushing his face.

Su Qinghe: …?

What the hell? I treated you like my son, and you treat me like your wife?