I transmigrated into a savage land and was offered up to the mountain god as a sacrifice.
My people expected me to be devoured, but instead I picked up a blank book of heavenly secrets from the blood-sacrifice altar.
“Seed of civilization detected. Would you like to bind the Classic of Mountains and Seas Illustrated Guide System?”
That day, I summoned Yinglong to bring rain and called upon Dang Kang to till the wasteland.
When a colossal bronze wheel rolled past the tribe’s thatched huts, the old shaman pointed at me with a trembling finger.
“You... What kind of evil god have you summoned?”
I smiled and unfurled a new map.
“Allow me to introduce my Minister of Fisheries for the Eastern Sea, Director of Mining for the Western Mountain, and Agricultural Adviser for the Southern Mountain.”