A Second with God

[Single male lead + comedy + pop-culture references + eccentric characters + single heroine]

Xiao Lan strides straight to the front of the Hall of King Yama. In the seat of honor, a pretty-faced woman watches him with a teasing smile. Her long, fair legs are crossed elegantly, and her crimson lips look especially alluring in the dim black-and-white hall...

The woman wears a sexy black stocking dress, her face full of seduction. Her bewitching eyes stare straight at Xiao Lan as he enters, as if she intends to devour him whole.

She kicks away the burly man in front of her and rests her slender, stocking-clad leg on Xiao Lan's. In a flippant tone, she says,

“Out delivering food at such a young age, little guy? Why don't you come work for me~”

…

I have attained the realm of awesomeness. Mere mortals, don't even think of disturbing my Daoist heart...