Let’s start with the conclusion:
I, Chen Xiao, am at the fourth level of Qi Refining, and the whole planet thinks I’m its savior.
The bad news: My body is so frail I can barely hold a can of soda steady.
The worse news: All my fellow patients are nuclear-bomb-level big shots, and they all treat me like their dad.
Scene 1
He reaches out to press the elevator button, but his hand goes right through the wall.
He calmly says, “It’s fine. I’m practicing Wind Riding.”
Onlookers: ??? Bro, did you just clip through a bug?
Scene 2
He flies into the sky on his sword, then his fear of heights kicks in and he hugs the sword, sobbing.
Sword spirit: This is the first time I’ve seen my master fly while crying.
Scene 3
He challenges a god to a duel, then gets one-shot by a cherry bomb.
The whole internet: Wait, how can someone at the fourth level of Qi Refining do that?!
Scene 4
He returns to the ward for rounds, and
Qin Shi Huang hands out slippers, the Jade Emperor serves food, and a catgirl brings milk tea.
Everyone: Who’s the patient in this hospital, anyway?!
Chen Xiao sighs:
“I’d like to keep a low profile, but my power won’t let me.”
The next second, a world announcement appears:
[Congratulations to player “Chen Xiao” for unlocking the hidden achievement: Conquer the Universe with a Mental Hospital]
Chen Xiao: ???
“Don’t panic. I’m just an ordinary cultivator at the fourth level of Qi Refining!”
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