The Apocalypse? This Is Just a Cozy Northeast China Winter!

As a Heilongjiang native, Jiang Hao could only suck his teeth as he read that wildly popular Doomsday novel.

“Below minus 30 degrees is a bitter cold? My freezer at home gets colder than that!”

His rant was so over the top that he was immediately bound to the Extreme Cold Doomsday System.

When he opened his eyes, he had become the panicky cannon-fodder friend of the reborn male lead in a post-apocalyptic novel.

Faced with the male lead solemnly handing him a “survival guide”:

“Bro, these 500 jin of coal are what’ll keep us alive…”

Jiang Hao quietly pulled out his phone. “Hey, Dad? Send me ten tons of coal first. Oh, and bring half a pig, too. Don’t forget the crock of pickled cabbage!”

While the rest of the world struggled in minus-50-degree temperatures, Jiang Hao lounged in his heated room, munching on crispy sweet-and-sour pork and sighing:

“How come this apocalypse is more comfortable than winter back home?”