After pulling an all-nighter and dropping dead, Lin Ye was thrilled to get the "Most Miserable Transmigration in History": he transmigrated into a seven-year-old orphan on a high-martial Blue Star, scrounging for food in a dumpster from the start. Luckily, he came with a [Starry Sky Overlord System], except this System was a little offbeat. Its main functions were snark and infuriating quests like "collect bottles to trade for buns."
While others devoted themselves to mastering divine techniques, he looked after kids at the orphanage. While prodigies made names for themselves at the academy, he hawked "Five Years of Martial Exams, Three Years of Practice Tests" on the black market. Everyone thought he was a harmless good-for-nothing, until the Kaal star fleet arrived at their doorstep.
Lin Ye slowly rose into the air and yawned. "System, quit playing dead and give me a boost. Go all out!"
The gods fell, and the stars trembled. Later, history recorded in meticulous detail: on that day, the known universe was ruled by a guy who liked to play the fool while keeping his claws hidden, and who had actually raised pigs.
