Mu Bai is an invincible evil cultivator who has lived for three thousand years. Every day, he uses magic to conjure up gourmet delicacies, with so little to do that he’s practically rotting from boredom, until he runs into college student Er Lan!
She rushes to class, barges into his ward, snatches the bowl of spirit-plant spring noodles from right under his nose, and runs off. His ward, powerful enough to stop heavenly lightning, doesn’t even slow her down! In three thousand years, no one has ever dared steal from him. Fuming, Mu Bai chases after her, only for Er Lan to report him to campus security as a pervert and squeeze ten yuan out of him for “emotional distress.” All his magic is completely useless against this girl!
And things get even more ridiculous when a vengeful spirit haunts Er Lan’s dorm. Mu Bai plans to show off as he banishes it, but just as he forms a hand seal, Er Lan smacks him on the forehead with a printed “ghost-repelling talisman.” His spell falls apart on the spot, and even the vengeful spirit laughs as it runs away!
For the first time in three thousand years, he’s taken such a humiliating beating. Could this college student really be the nemesis he can’t escape in this life?! What other trouble will this “nemesis” put him through?
