When I started teaching as a teacher, I felt like my heart was cut when I saw the children eating wild vegetables. I swore to God that I would dedicate everything to the country!
Bite! The host's sincere patriotism is detected, and the [Patriotic Dedication Double Cash Back System] is activated!
[Novice task: improve student meals.
I trembled and spent 500 yuan to buy meat, and my mind roared: [Ding! The poverty alleviation and student aid behavior was judged successful! 1,000 Yuan cash back after 24 hours!
I understand! Spend money for the country = unlimited money!
So...
I angrily spent 50,000 yuan and turned a dilapidated classroom into a multimedia paradise! Bite! 100,000 Cash back!
I'll spend another 200,000 to snatch the genius girl back from the traffickers! Bite! 400,000 Cash back!
I spent tens of billions wildly to turn the natural chasm into a thoroughfare and open up the economic lifeline of the mountains! Bite! 20 Billion cash back! Your account balance cannot be calculated!
I will invest another 100 billion to conquer chips and controllable nuclear fusion! Bite! Cash back... The system is broken!
Years later, when a reporter asked me the secret of my success, I looked humble: "I have no ability. I just regard the needs of the country and the people as my KPI for spending money."
People across the country: ... We will give you full marks for this KPI!
Finished listening on December 7, 2025