My Argumentative System Led the Great Tang Astray

“Tang Dynasty, System, pure entertainment.” Modern office drone Li Yin transmigrates into the infamous Prince of Liang of the Zhenguan era. When someone provokes him, the soul of a modern keyboard warrior instantly takes over. He unleashes a stream of ancient and modern insults, leaving his opponent so humiliated and furious that he activates the strongest Argumentative System. A ten-pull to start, with prizes ranging from little blue pills… When Li Yin uses the System’s lottery, all kinds of modern goods appear: black stockings, lingerie, potatoes, sweet potatoes… The whole Tang Dynasty’s way of life is turned upside down. He uses the System’s shop to modernize the Tang Dynasty while hurtling down the road to disaster. Today he mouths off to Wei Zheng, tomorrow he tears into Changsun Wuji, and the day after that he presents Li Shimin with a pair of Balenciaga black stockings. After furious Li Shimin kicks him off to his fief, Li Yin silently pulls out a potato. “Father, this crop yields fifty dan per mu.” Li Shimin: “…Anything else?” As the Tang cavalry sweeps across the lands, Li Yin unfurls a world map. “Father, there’s another world beyond the seas.” Li Shimin is silent for a long time. “How about… you take the throne?”