Do You Think I'm Poor? Qin Shihuang Begged Me on His Knees to Give Me a Reward!

Good news: I can chat online with Qin Shihuang and Han Wu Emperor. Bad news: The price is that they're going to kill me. (No, what do your regrets have to do with me, a poor student in the 21st century?!) I want to teach my money-worshiping ex-girlfriend a lesson. I beg Qin Shihuang to reward me with some "dominance". Result: He sacrificed his whole life's insights, I activated [Shihuang's Haki], and my ex-girlfriend's new love was so frightened that I peed my eyes. Everyone: "Damn it, what's his background?!" I want to solve the problem of graduation thesis. I begged Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty to reveal some "secrets". Result: He sent me the unpublished version of "Zhenguan Politicians", and I told the department director that he was confused during my defense and insisted on accepting me as a closed student. Professors: "This... This is a dimensionality reduction attack on history!" I want to earn some living expenses. I asked Emperor Wu of Han how to make money. Result: He taught me the "Emperor's Mind Technique", and with my backhand I crushed all my opponents in the business competition and won a million in prize money. Everyone: "No, why does someone who studies the history of dead people know so much about finance?!" Me (holding my forehead): Please, stop giving rewards, my health is really not enough...