After transmigrating into an immortal, indestructible embodiment of a heart demon, Chen Fan slapped his thigh in delight. He’d just unlocked a double buff: feeding on emotions and stirring up trouble!
From the start, at the Qingyun Sect competition, he hid in someone’s spiritual consciousness and played invisible commentator. When the senior disciple swung his sword, he put on “A Real Man Should Be Self-Reliant.” When the saintess rode her sword, he played “Itch.” He turned the sect’s dignified examination into a spectacular public embarrassment. The elders searched for three days with demon-revealing mirrors, but couldn’t find the heart demon. Instead, they uncovered the Sect Master’s stash of peach blossom wine!
Having had his fill of the sect’s “beginner ingredients,” Chen Fan took his “area-wide broadcast” down to the immortal city. Posing as a “System customer service agent,” he pranked the Pill King until Gu He stopped mid-refinement, slapped the table, and yelled, “Why isn’t this batch glowing?” He possessed the aloof and cool Yuqing Fairy, then used a northeastern accent to leave the Blood Fiend Demon Lord questioning his life: “What’s the matter? You think your CEO catchphrases can work as a sword?”
The best part was the battle between the righteous and demonic factions! He hijacked the war drums and horns, then played “Why Not Dance?” on repeat. Righteous and demonic cultivators alike raised their swords, spears, and halberds, then twisted along to the beat with more gusto than the grannies doing square dancing. His stunt caught the attention of the Heavenly Dao, and Chen Fan immediately struck a “worker’s agreement” with it: “You let me stir up some fun, and I’ll help you fend off the Void. Win-win!”
There was also Lin Hao, a straightforward sword cultivator and the only oddball in the entire cultivation world who could “cross-server chat” with him. “Could you stop playing ‘Good Luck Is Coming’ while I’m facing tribulation?” Chen Fan replied, “You’re thinking too small. This is top-tier tribulation background music!”
From the sect to the immortal city, from the battlefield to the Heavenly Dao Hall, he turned the cultivation world upside down.
Don’t ask. The heart demon’s having a great time, and you can’t even imagine it!
