I Farmed My Way to Raising the Empress into the Ultimate Enforcer

From the start, all I have is a well, and on the other side is a cold Empress who rules the world with ruthless authority.

She says, “Utter one more word, and I’ll execute your entire clan!”

I send her a little rubber duck instead, with a note: “A bath-time companion to relieve stress. It’s cute, and that’s all that matters.”

Later...

At court, she’s isolated and without support, while I analyze people’s motives and offer advice from across the well;

In the palace at midnight, she’s worn out, so I tell her a modern joke that makes her laugh until she can barely catch her breath.

I’m her one and only “secret,” the safe haven where she can drop every mask.

The world fears her as if she were a god, but I alone know the softness in her heart.

From an exiled death-row convict to the Empress’s “inner demon,” I use a modern man’s knowledge to make her willingly pave my path to the heavens!