You Were Hired as a Clerk, Not to Crush Everyone by a Whole Dimension!

[Urban Slice of Life + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + Outrageous Shenanigans + Unexpected Charm + Lie-Flat Slacker]

On the first day after being reborn, his blind date makes outrageous demands: 300,000 yuan in bride price, her name added to a fully paid-off house, a BMW, Mercedes, or Audi for getting around, and his entire monthly salary handed over to support her and her two children with her ex-husband?

Faced with this bizarre emotional manipulation, Li Xianyun, a junior employee at the local neighborhood office, whips out his work ID. One sentence is enough to leave her stunned on the spot!

In his previous life, he held a high-ranking position but worked himself to death. This time, Li Xianyun only wants to be a laid-back civil servant who clocks out on time, drinks tea, and reads the papers.

But he can’t hide his abilities!

You play dirty, I’ll show you the law.

You talk about feelings, I’ll talk policy!

A brazen neighbor hogging a parking spot? Take a look at the Temporary Community Parking Management Measures!

A dishonest store shortchanging its customers? Your “Notice on Risks in Honest Business Practices” is already on its way!

A heartless boss withholding wages? The “Joint Labor Inspection Enforcement Plan” launches tonight!

One copy of the Civil Code teaches every monster and villain how to behave. One official red-letter notice is enough to make every lawbreaker tremble.

He goes viral across the internet, earning titles like “A Walking Textbook for Civil Servants” and “The Grim Reaper of the Neighborhood.” Countless netizens beg him to livestream legal advice.

His bosses are exasperated, his colleagues look up to him, and beautiful women are drawn to him…

But all Li Xianyun wants is to clock in and out on time, and quietly leave a message on the office intranet:

“Don’t mess with me. I just want to know if the cafeteria can give me two extra pieces of sweet-and-sour pork today.”