I Asked You to Be a Section Member, but I Didn't Ask You to Reduce Your Dimensionality!

[Urban daily life + easy comedy + cool operation + contrasting cuteness + lying flat and salted fish] On the first day of rebirth, the blind date Leo said loudly: 300,000 yuan as a bride price, a fully paid house with a name, BBA as a substitute, and do you want me to hand over my monthly salary to support her and her ex-husband's two children? Facing the strange PUA, Li Xianyun, a clerk at the subdistrict office, took out his work ID card with his backhand and with one sentence, the other party was frightened on the spot! In his previous life, he was in a high position but died suddenly from overwork. In this life, Li Xianyun just wants to be a clerk who gets off work on time, drinks tea and reads newspapers. But his strength does not allow him to keep a low profile! You play rogue with me, and I tell you the laws; You talk to me about relationships, and I talk to you about policies! Are the arrogant neighbors occupying parking spaces? Learn about the "Interim Measures for Community Parking Management"! Are unscrupulous merchants short of money? The "Integrity Management Risk Reminder Letter" has been sent to you! The shady boss defaults on wages? The "Labor Inspection Joint Law Enforcement Action Plan" was launched overnight! A "Civil Code" teaches all kinds of evil spirits and monsters how to behave, and a "red-headed document" makes all lawbreakers afraid. The entire Internet went viral and was dubbed "a walking textbook for civil servants" and "the prince of hell in the community." Countless netizens begged for a live broadcast to popularize the law. Faced with the headache of the leader, the admiration of colleagues, and the favor of beautiful women... However, Li Xianyun just wanted to clock in on time and silently left a message on the company intranet: "Don't mess with me. I just want to know if I can give you two more pieces of sweet and sour pork in the cafeteria today?"