Yun Zhaozhao was reading trashy street-stall fiction in the middle of the night when she transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a good-for-nothing cannon-fodder character who died in the very first chapter.
She was useless at everything and a champion troublemaker. From the start, she nearly got blasted five times by a powerful deity.
There was also the heroine blessed by fate, protected by the deity and adored by her fellow disciples. Meanwhile, even passing dogs couldn’t be bothered to glance at Yun Zhaozhao.
To stay alive, Yun Zhaozhao married the deity and signed a “one-year employment contract.”
For the next year, she pulled off all kinds of wild stunts, broke through cultivation levels, raked in resources, and flirted with… befriended the heroine blessed by fate.
Fighting over men? Not a chance.
Her three senior brothers went from hating her to fawning over her. The Heavenly Dao treated her like its own daughter, every sect pulled out all the stops to recruit her as their future leader, and alchemists, swordsmen, and every other kind of cultivator brought their secret manuals right to her.
The entire cultivation world went mad for her, banging its head against the wall for her!
When the year was up, Yun Zhaozhao stepped onto her spirit beast, grabbed her immortal pills, and prepared to make a run for it.
From a corner, a certain deity gazed at her resentfully. “You’re taking everything with you…”
Damn it, when did it end? So fast! But it still looks good 😘
Humorous and good-looking