Han Li, I owe you one for that slash!
Venerable Xuang Gu never imagined that after Han Li killed him, his soul, still bearing all his sinister ghost-path arts, would plunge headfirst into the dazzling Marvel Universe.
Watching the metal man flying toward him, the musclebound fellow hopping about, and the chattering Chitauri Army, Xuang Gu licked his lips. “What excellent resources! What excellent resources!”
And so
· Captain America had his mind wiped with the Nine Nether Soul-Refining Art and was forged into the most loyal and formidable Netherworld Dao Soldier at Xuang Gu's side, carrying a Ghost King Shield!
· Black Widow, blessed with the rare Primordial Yin physique, was abducted and made the exclusive cauldron for cultivating his supreme demonic art, receiving “diligent guidance” day and night.
· Hulk's boundless rage and vitality made him the perfect material for a “Berserk Corpse Puppet.” A few seals later, the irritable green giant became Xuang Gu's most obedient, house-demolishing God of Destruction!
· Thor, prideful of his divine heritage, brandished Mjolnir and shouted, “Kneel!” Xuang Gu retaliated with the Divine-Slaying Thunder Command, frying him to a crisp. Then he pierced Thor's collarbones with divine-binding chains and refined his noble godly body into a personal mount of thunder! A ride wherever he went, lightning clearing the way, with all the style he could want!
When Thanos gathered the stones and confidently snapped his fingers,
Xuang Gu merely yawned and casually set the Six Infinity Stones into his chamber pot. “The spiritual energy is decent. Perfect for nourishing my bonded ghost pet.”
