Reborn as Tang Sanzang, and they give me a scripture with no words from the start?
Whatever I say the scripture is, that's what it is!
I turn around and fool Li Shimin.
“Your Majesty, Mount Ling says your claim to the throne is illegitimate!”
The furious Li Er personally leads an expedition.
All the gods and Buddhas in the heavens think Tang Xuan is on a scripture-seeking journey. In truth, his monk's staff points straight at Mount Ling.
“Wukong, Bajie, follow your master and tear down this wretched temple!”
“Master, it's about time!”