Siheyuan: From the Start, I Fried Jia Zhangshi's CPU

I transmigrated to 1958 and found myself facing a courtyard full of lunatics. Jia Zhangshi was sprawled on the ground, making a scene and trying to swindle me out of my meat.

I didn’t lay a finger on her. I simply said in a quiet voice, “Auntie, aren’t you worried Old Jia will come back in the middle of the night and ask where those three silver dollars under your bed came from?”

Jia Zhangshi instantly turned ashen and froze on the spot!

Yi Zhonghai tried to guilt-trip me? I exposed the love letters he’d written to a pretty young widow in the countryside in front of everyone! Yan Bugui tried to take advantage of me? I made sure his son found out he’d secretly sold the family heirloom!

I, Yang Weidong, awakened the “Secrets” System.

Why use a knife to kill? All I have to do is move my lips, and these hypocritical beasts will turn on one another, shatter their families, and ruin their reputations. I’ll send them all to the mental hospital, one by one!