“What do you do when your teammates start trying to get themselves killed five minutes from the start?”
“Easy. Just try even harder to get yourself killed.”
Welcome to the year’s most snack-worthy horror game stream: Back To a Warm Home. Watch as three “reliable” players turn a supernatural dungeon into a comedy routine:
Qingzhou bravely faces monsters with a vase bought online for 9.9 yuan, shipping included
OK beats out a rhythm to guide restless souls to the afterlife with a kitchen frying pan
The Prodigal Son dresses in a fluorescent jacket and cosplays as a human lighthouse in the dark
They prove through hands-on experience that:
• There’s no door a crowbar can’t pry open. If there is, send your teammate to try
• Bloody footprints can be a fashion statement, as long as you run fast enough
• Your teammates’ screams are always more heart-wrenching than a ghost’s wailing
Now the orange lights are flickering again, and the sound of Grandma sharpening her knife is coming from the end of the hall. These three jokers, who’ve turned a horror game into Brothers’ Guide to Screwing Each Other Over, are putting their team motto into practice with their lives:
“If we’re going to die, we die together. Even as ghosts, we’ll team up to scare people!”
▼A friendly reminder▼
❗If you see Qingzhou coming, hide the vase immediately
❗If the Prodigal Son starts glowing, put on your sunglasses
❗If you hear OK making snide remarks, get a notebook ready and take notes
