The Genshin Impact Prisoner Adept, Whose Simulator Sweeps Across Teyvat

One swing of a wrench knocked out the Seven Stars and even cracked Rex Lapis’s horn.

I’m Fu Michen, Liyue’s number-one cyberpsycho, part-time Star of Heavenly Injury, and lifetime VIP prison-meal reviewer at Liyue Harbor.

They sentenced me to eighty years, so I sentenced Ningguang to eighty thousand.

They said Teyvat runs on rules, so I used the ley-line forum to host a poetry contest that made the Seven Archons anonymously flame each other.

They pursued scholarship, so I livestreamed the Great Sage and the Doctor fencing with the truth across all of Sumeru.

They sought eternity, so I made both the Raiden Shogun and Katheryne’s puppets crash at the same time.

Now Furina wants to put me on trial, Nahida wants to catch me, and the consultant says I’ve broken the rules.

All I want to say is this:

Rules? They’re just stooges for my next magic trick.

Next stop: Mondstadt.

For my drinking buddies, I’ll perform a moon-landing magic trick unlike anything the world has ever seen.

When the whole city of Mondstadt hangs beneath the moon,

Teyvat, I’ll take care of all your fun.

[The blurb may fall short, but the story is utterly unhinged! Every chapter is packed with thrills. Come read!]

[Author’s note: The core concept, worldbuilding, and detailed outline of this book were all independently developed by the author, who wrote the story based on them.]